i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The air was thick with penises
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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