Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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