just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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