spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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