im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
God, I missed his penis.
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