Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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