hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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