Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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