have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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