Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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