Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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