But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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