Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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