He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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