its not stalking. its research.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dick very happy bro
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
