So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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