no. you can't hotbox the world.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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