elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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