ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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