So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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