Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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