my mouth tastes like poor choices
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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