idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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