is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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