Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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