I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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