If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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