i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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