i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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