I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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