is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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