Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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