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(856): View more from New Jersey

So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.

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(714): View more from California

So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer

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(209): View more from California

come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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(440): View more from Ohio

she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!

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(256): View more from Alabama

Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.

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(818): View more from California

You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.

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