I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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