The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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