Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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