Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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