I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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