His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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