update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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