i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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