is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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