my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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