I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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