It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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