i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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