I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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