so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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