do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
