I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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