Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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