I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
